my hair's not blonde
an' im no size 2
my eyes change colors, but sure arent blue
but i love to laugh
and make others smile
stick around, ill be your friend for a while
i dont think ill get much taller
an' though im tryin'
i may not get any smaller
sun up, till it goes down
i work really hard
to get lots done at home or in town
my teeth arent straight
in my small mouth
an' the color of my hair, well its fake
though im not most guys' "type"
there IS a man made just for me
who's gonna think im out-of-sight!